Gotta eat cheese so il be the bees knees
They say Im up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator.
Gotta eat cheese so il be the bees knees
“I left the set and went straight to the airport and got on a plane because I didn’t want to be there anymore. I was the crazy man on the flight crying the whole way to London.” —Richard Madden
aka “this entire fandom is tired of your lazy-ass, bullshit schemes to make more piles money to fill your gold-plated bathtubs with”
aka “this entire fandom is tired of your lazy-ass, bullshit schemes to make more piles money to fill your gold-plated bathtubs with”
All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
im not doing my hw bc its like 4am somewhere and i should be asleep u feel me
“I was in a department store and I was just in the lift, and the lift doors opened and this woman kind of looked at me and did a double take and just said ‘Khaleesi’.”
(Source: hiyoritic)
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad