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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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palmfox:

omg

palmfox:

omg

(Source: cocotigress, via the-goat-that-rocked)

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via cliffordspenquin)

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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Pluto is there.

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The artist remembered Pluto.

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Guys…

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The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via cliffordspenquin)

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between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

(Source: drvgie, via nwinchester94)

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thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

(via elounurs)

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taint-licker:

I guess u could say im a Gamer Girl ;)

taint-licker:

I guess u could say im a Gamer Girl ;)

(via gusvansants)

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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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duchessofdeviance:

role model

(Source: gifstelevision, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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